How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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