3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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