All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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