I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize