Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
