Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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