your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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