Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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