what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
no you cant smoke seaweed
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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