what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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