remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Randomize
