Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
