White coat. Heels.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
