Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
