So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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