We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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