dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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