Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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