if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
