Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
