He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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