i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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