I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
