your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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