Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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