Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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