honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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