I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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