Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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