why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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