i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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