So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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