She is in my trunk
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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