i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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