I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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