I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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