Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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