I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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