But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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