omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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