I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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