So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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