So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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