i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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