Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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