Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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