six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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