Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
OPIZZABONMYDICK
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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