YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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