dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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