Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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