I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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