Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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