as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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