I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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