sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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