a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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