Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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