matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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