So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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