Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
someone threw a dead crab at me
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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