Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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