I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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