I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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