So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
time to smoke my breakfast
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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