i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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